| Alex: | Everybody give it up for Jack on the guitar over here! Never played one note...in his whole life...we just found him...he was a trailer trash wash-up...dropped outta highschool...no parents...no siblings...not even a- |
| Jack: | my sister is here! dude, my sister is at the fucking show! |
| Alex: | May, where are you? |
| Jack: | May, where are you?! |
| Alex: | May, show us your boobs! |