March 2012
February 2012
I'm pretty sure this paper I wrote...
is the complete opposite of what the rubric describes. BUT I AM SO TIRED THAT I DON’T EVEN CARE. On the plus side I bought my boyfriend a Trailer Park Boys/Dirty Burger shirt. I’m fully expecting some sort of a reward. I mean, he’s been searching for it for forever. So. Yeah. Yay.
K goodnight.
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So I'm on Omegle with Joey again
and he’s playing The Only Exception by Paramore on his guitar to the strangers. So anyway, a dick shows up on screen and he starts singing… “Yoooou are the only erection.” I. Love. Him.
I work with awesome people.
Me: I don't know how you do it, but you manage to piss me off to no end at least every ten seconds.
Ryan: You know why I do it?
Me: Why?
Ryan: The make up sex is great.
Me: ... I wanna go home.
Ryan: Hahaha!
Me: Oh my God... I can't believe it.
Ryan: That's what you said in bed last night.
Dan: ... 'I wanna go home?'
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via tmbaffinity)