December 2011
dirty work tour.
alex: jack why don't you give us a solo
jack: *guitar solo*
alex: that was fucking terrible
jack: *pokerface*
alex: that was like helen keller trying to do a guitar solo
hip dermals tomorrow, if i get the ok from justin.
as long as the dermal posts are in it’s a go. happy new years, yeah? yeah. and if anyone cares i just ate way too much popcorn and my girls/sappy movie night with j consists of the hills have eyes. i love her. i love my life.
Trying to watch episode 2 of AHS...
video isn’t synced with the audio.
“Crazy how it happened so fast,
Truly blows my mind.
Going on a hunt for four...”
– He Is We (Everything You Do)
fagtimelow:
i hate it when people are like “this needs to be on everyones blog”
does it
does it really
so lets just go over something right quick
this boy bought me taco bell, smoked me up, gave me ron diaz, bought me jimmy johns, helped me study for my history final AND just texted me and told me that he was watching futurama and thought of me. either he’s trying really hard to get me to like him or he’s my soul mate.
When you're asked to babysit small children...
totes my life with all 200 of my cousins.
okay, so my night:
SO I’m at work from 12-430, which means I don’t get a break, but Travis comes in and is all “Hey, can you stay til 6? I really need help.” So I call Sammy and tell her I’m gonna be late. (For what, I’ll explain later!) Now, since I agreed to stay late, I get a break. So I get my break at 430, and come back at 5. At 5:09 Travis says “Hey, Devon, can you...
youlaurenatsix:
acidicteen:
rip steve jobs, who always lived life to the macs
was this joke just made up now
How I feel when people un-friend me on facebook: How I feel when people un-follow me on tumblr:
I love coming to Tegan, Sarah, & Bryce's...
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
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I can't watch AHS episodes 2-8 or 12 anywhere for...
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
micasablumpkins replied to your post: Meeeeehhhh
AH! my apologies! i didn’t see your reply til i actually clicked on notes. anyway…you, sir, are wonderful.
“Funny thing, your brain, how it always functions on one level or another. How,...”
– Ellen Hopkins (via oceaniceyes)
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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Meeeeehhhh
Ever have that feeling where you look at what you’re doing in life and you realize that it supremely fucking sucks? And there are a million other things you could be doing that would make you so much happier? Totally feeling that right now. I can’t even put a finger on what exactly I hate so much about what’s going on, but all I know is that I have lost massive amounts of passion...
